A’ight, mofos. This boy’s gonna COOK.
I sometimes mention that I make my own pizza/calzone from scratch. This is typically followed by statements such as:
- LMFAO you have a penis, you can’t cook!
- What brand frozen pizza do you use?
- So you order Domino’s… what do you add to the pizza after it arrives that construes as ‘cooking’?
Etc., etc. The fact is, I do make it from scratch. There’s no secret, and if I can do it, yes, anyone can do it. Trust me on that. I just follow this recipe. That being said, I’ll outline it step by step for those who fear that this is too daunting.